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Thursday 28 March 2024

Splatoon 3

Anyone into Splatoon will know on February 22nd 2024 the 2nd wave of the Splatoon 3 expansion pass released. As a more hardcore fan of Splatoon than the casual “Hey! I play Splatoon”. I felt like camping outside Smyths until it opened on release day or staying up ‘till the clock struck 2 am (I woke up at 6:30) but us beloved spoon fans were too excited to wait.


Welcome to the memverse.

How the whole Being transported to the memverse thing works with the canon of

Splatoon is that Deep Cut announces that the train station is now offering a

train ride to Inkopolis Square alongside Inkopolis Plaza.

Whilst on the train the player falls asleep. Whilst you fall asleep, the world

glitches out and you wake up in the WRONG Inkopolis square.

When you are greeted by the drone PEARL?


The initial spire.

After hearing Marina SCREAM from the top of the top of the tower you and

Pearl go nside the spire to save Marina from Whatever but get attacked by

fish so pearl births guns from her blades from her blades

Don't ask. So you bust some fish then meet a Sanitised octoling named Acht

who offers to help you but can't fight because she is wounded.


After confirming Acht is not a threat, Pearl asks to go to the top floor

but…the elevator only goes 1 floor at a time.

So to the first floor you go. Being simple you only have one goal:

Destroy the portal! 

Sana, Year 5 pupil